2013 Week 1 Results!

Welcome back, everyone.  It's been too long.  First off, my apologies for being late with the first blog post.  I was suspended half a week attempting to make people think I was serious about punishment. I learned my lesson, just like this guy:

Congratulations, Mark, for winning last year.  I forgot to send your trophy, but you can just print it from here.

Well Done Awards: LSU, FSU, UW, Clemson.  High expectations for all, but excellent performances to match.  Question of the week: When will LSU, FSU, UW, and Clemson pull a Clemson?  Soon my friends.

We're Sort of Laughing, Sort of Disgusted Awards: Oregon State, Kansas State, Iowa.  You disgust me.  But, don't worry, Oregon has their 2nd meeting in a row with a 1AA team, so they win honorable mention just for the shame of it.

MEH Awards: USC West.  Lane, the field is 100 yards long.  Just sayin'.

Week 2 Game of the Week: South Carolina vs Georgia.  It's a battle to see who falls 3 spots in next week's poll.  Will Jadeveon Clowney play more than 10 snaps before he has 'conditioning' issues again?  Will Georgia receivers tear ACLs celebrating touchdowns again?  Maybe we'll see the physical impossibility of Todd Gurley meeting Jadeveon Clowney head on at full speed.  Irresistible Object meets Immovable Force.  Who needs a Hadron Particle Collider when you can line them up and play the Oklahoma drill?  Do you feel smarter now?

I almost forgot to congratulate me on my week 1 victory!  I have no idea how I won, since I thought Brad won when I checked Saturday night.  I shall award myself richly:

Don't forget to get your picks in this week.  Bryan Counts may be in last place, but he's not as last as he was last year.  Keep it up!

Out.